Mariah’s Back. Skynet’s Writing Your NDIS Plan.

AI’s writing plans, hospitals are bed-blocked, and aged care’s barely holding on by a tinsel thread.We’ve got NDIS news hotter than a Mariah whistle note — big tech, big tension, and even bigger vibes. Let’s go. 🎄

December 3rd was the big one — and honestly, the vibes were overflowing just like the weather 😂

From community art shows and expos to workshops, BBQs and dance-offs, it was raining events across the country. So many legends showed up, showed off, and reminded us why disability pride deserves the spotlight every day.

💌 Got pics or highlights? Slide into our DMs or tag us @swiftymatchy — we wanna see it all!

Yep, you read that right.

From mid-2026, new plans will be created by a central AI tool (called I‑CAN v6) that decides what you get based on your answers — not a person who meets you.

The kicker? You can’t appeal the actual funding amount. You can only ask the NDIA to try again.

Early advocacy groups like Every Australian Counts are already throwing up red flags.
📖 Read the full article: AI to Write NDIS Plans – The Guardian

June sits alone. Deaf, 87, and stuck in a Brisbane aged care home with zero Auslan support. Her family begged for help. Still nothing. She can’t even have a conversation — because no one speaks her language.

👉 Imagine being trapped somewhere you can’t even say “hello.”

This isn’t rare. Deaf seniors are being left out of aged care completely. Language = connection = dignity. Auslan interpreters should be non-negotiable. We see you, June. And we’re mad with you.

📢 Full story via ABC & @disabilityadvocacy
📸 Image: Instagram post by Disability Advocacy

Want the quick tea from across Australia? Let’s scroll 🧃

Hospitals are very full, and the Premier says it needs fixing now.

Support workers are pushing for better pay. Also, fun summer community events are coming in hot.

A cyclone recently caused chaos, but providers are still out there doing the thing — safely, calmly, brilliantly.

In some areas, people are leaving the NDIS. Local legends are stepping up to keep support going strong.

Hospital issues are stressing people out — but community Christmas vibes are spreading cheer and connection.

Remote support’s still tricky, but people are putting in the work. Priority focus: better access for mob and remote families.

Canberra’s deep in the NDIS funding drama. Hospitals are under pressure, and everyone’s asking who will actually pay for what. 👀

I got to visit the Distinctive Options community art show — and let me just say, yes I’m biased, but I LOVED IT ❤️

🖼️ The artwork? Stunning.
🧁 The snacks? Delicious.
🫶 The energy? Top tier.

Massive shoutout to everyone who made it sparkle — you can catch a sneak peek on Insta (yes, I was that person snapping pics of paintings and cupcakes).
📸 @distinctive_options

We’re cooking up something magic behind the scenes — think Willy Wonka meets the NDIS, minus the weird boat ride 🍭

Our New Year, New Support Worker drop is coming in hot, and we’ve already minted our first Golden Ticket Profiles 🪪
These are premium-level support workers: verified ✅, handpicked 💅, smart-matched 🔍 and ready to land in participant hands faster than you can say “support goals.”

🔥 Profiles = polished
🔥 Swipe-scroll = slick
🔥 Matching vibes > matching checklists

More updates dropping soon — but real talk?
If you’re not on the app yet, you’re seriously missing the moment.

👉 Join the Waitlist

Hannah isn’t your average support worker — she’s a fierce advocate, NDIS-savvy queen, and now offering support work for adults.
She specialises in working with LGBTIQ+ participants, especially trans adults and teens, and brings warmth, clarity, and confidence to everything she does.

📬 [email protected]
🔗 LinkedIn | Insta: @whatinthendisnow
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Yosmerys is the powerhouse behind Supporting Communities Australia, helping young people with disability build life skills, stay connected with education, and dream big.

Her team offers mentoring, coaching, study support and practical skills training so young people feel empowered to live more independently and confidently.

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🌐 supportingcommunitiesaustralia.com

Whether you’re dodging AI-written plans, dreaming of Mariah on loop, or lining up for your very own SwiftyMatchy Golden Ticket — just remember: you’re the magic in this system.

Keep doing the work. Keep asking the big questions. Keep choosing care that actually cares.

We’ll be back next week with more tea, more tools, and probably more shade.
Until then — hydrate, advocate, and don’t let anyone gaslight you into thinking “the system’s working fine.” 💅

Love ya mean it,
Team SwiftyMatchy 🖤